Mass shootings are scarier because mass shootings sometimes happen to people with money.

The gas in the tank of youth music is testosterone

I was expecting a book about apache helicopters, spies smuggling secret documents, and compelling terrorist villains. The Bible has none of those things.

He gets sick a lot. He’s really old.

The kitchen was run by a guy everyone called Crisco. I asked if they called him that because he cooks with a lot of Crisco. Guys laughed when I asked that.