Operationalized in 2020

About Yankee

Yankee is a NYT best-selling author. NYT’s refusal to admit this is currently being litigated.

Yankee has ghostwritten a shitload of books with someone else’s name on them on topics such as meditation, crypto, drug addiction, wilderness survival, and children’s stories about killing Osama Bin Laden. He has received several awards for his writing from The Cincinnati Department of Corrections parole board and honored with a Narcocorrido Fellowship from the Juárez Cartel.

He received his undergraduate degree in Civic Arboreal Phlebotomy from St. Heemeyer University and his masters in Confabulatory Communications from GZU. He got his HAM radio license from this dude named Kevin.

Yankee is no longer welcome in Canada, Belarus, Malaysia, and Azerbaijan. Any rumors about unlawful distribution of prosthetics are slander. Investigations by the ATF, DEA, and Senate Intelligence Committee proved fruitless.

He lives with his wives and daughters on a well-secured compound in an undisclosed location somewhere in America. When he isn’t writing, Yankee is a volunteer firestarter, plays in an outlaw country / nasheed band, reads fortunes at the local farmer’s market, and freebases.

He is a monster and must be stopped at all costs.