Original Writing and art
THE CHROMIUM KNOT and TIN-POT PARADOX
We can't punish corruption because we end up a tin-pot dictatorship. We can’t not punish the guilty, because we end up in a tin-pot dictatorship.
Dialectical MAGAterialism
The real political division is north vs south, but it has nothing to do with the Mason-Dixon Line.
God-King of the Eternal Iroquois Caliphate
Destroyed civilizations fade from memory. But the desiccated, humiliated husk of former greatness can't be forgotten while it still lives on.
Scumbag Laws
A highschool teacher shows up to work in ordinary work attire—khakis, button-down shirt, tie, etc.—but he has cut a pair of holes in his shirt, exposing only his nipples.
Stochastic Noticing
You only ever see this level of moral certainty from communists, jihadis, and Saturday morning cartoons.
The Government is a Private Corporation. They Can Do Whatever They Want.
Outsourcing civil rights violations
STUPID SCHOOL
Just like prison, you can take classes and get your GED if you like, but it’s totally optional.