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Scumbag Laws
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Scumbag Laws

A highschool teacher shows up to work in ordinary work attire—khakis, button-down shirt, tie, etc.—but he has cut a pair of holes in his shirt, exposing only his nipples.

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Stochastic Noticing
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Stochastic Noticing

You only ever see this level of moral certainty from communists, jihadis, and Saturday morning cartoons.

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STUPID SCHOOL
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STUPID SCHOOL

Just like prison, you can take classes and get your GED if you like, but it’s totally optional.

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